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Monday, October 31, 2011

Is Golf Still Fun When it's Freezing Out?

So it's Halloween and as I pen this post, there's 3 inches of snow outside. As some of you may know, the Northeast got hit with a pretty big snow storm Saturday (where I live, the snow drifts reached a whopping 5 inches)!

OK, so I realize that's not a lot of snow for Connecticut. But for October, it's a tremendous amount of snow. In fact, I don't ever remember this much snow prior to Halloween...ever. Temps are supposed to rise a bit this week and my guess is the snow will be melted by tomorrow, but that's too little too late for me.

If you follow this blog regularly, you'll know (well, first that this is Stinky Golfer Chris' day to post, but he's still in the dark after major power outages swept the area due to the storm)...but you'll also know my golf has been limited this season.

That being said, I actually had plans to play this weekend (albeit only 9-holes, but plans nonetheless). Needless-to-say those plans were squashed by the inclement weather. But all this snow got me thinking about golfing when it's cold. I've always held the position that if I can't get by with a Polo shirt over a thermal, then it's too cold. In other words, if I have to wear some sort of coat (which may hinder my swing), then the game is no longer fun.

Stinky Golfer Chris takes it a step further - he flat out states he won't play golf when the temp drops below 50 degrees (10 celsius). But don't tell any of this to golf retailers. You see, it seems they think we can (and should) be playing till the temps sink below freezing!

As proof, I submit this ad from the latest Golf Galaxy mailer:
Golf Galaxy is dead serious. So, apparently, is Footjoy, who is providing the WinterSof gloves on the guy at the far right. But at what point is all this pointless? Isn't your game going to suffer with all the extra layers? How about our friends up north in Canada - are they even still playing when the temps are hovering around freezing? Or is this all a ploy to get golfers to spend more money?

Perhaps.

But perhaps I'm thinking about this all wrong. Maybe it doesn't matter all that much if your score goes up. Maybe, if you're playing on a brisk winter day, you shouldn't even keep score. Maybe you should just enjoy the fact that you're outdoors and playing the game you love. Canadians, am I right?

Wow - this is exciting! I believe my golf season just got longer! Now, if they only gave out those gloves tonight instead of candy...

Friday, October 28, 2011

Ghosts, Goblins and Golf

There are a few times in golf when you might have the crap scared out of you.

1. Hitting a shot and then realizing it is headed right at another golfer.


2. Being on the receiving end of #1.


3. Playing on a haunted golf course.


With the latter in mind and being in the Halloween spirit, I thought it would be interesting to explore some more haunted golf courses. Last year, Stinky Golfer Chris covered some with his frightening post and this year I wanted to continue. We'll go from the U.S. to overseas and take a look at some of these spooky tracks.

Many consider New Orleans to be a haunted city and what a great place to start. City Park Golf Course in N'awlins has seen its share of apparitions and ghosts.
Stinky Golfer Chris mentioned the paranormal activity on the 18th green of the East course but, how about the the spirit of a murdered woman on the South Course? The next time you hear "Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?" Think twice...

Moving around the south we encounter courses that were built on old plantations and perhaps slave graveyards. Not to mention possible native burial grounds. These sacred final resting spots should have been left alone but the chance to make a buck over-ruled, such as Willow Brook Plantation in South Carolina.

Across the pond at perhaps the most famous golf course in the world, St. Andrews is also home to Martyr's Monument. The site, right behind the 18th green, on the Old Course where five Protestants were burned at the stake some 500 years ago. Was that cool breeze you just felt coming off the North Sea...or was it coming from something else?

Moving on to the land of kangaroos and shrimp on the barbie, we come to Mt. Lawley Golf Club in Perth, Australia. This course has a hole named "Satan's Elbow". And somewhere around that area a man named Michael Oakleigh, as legend has it, committed suicide. Double whammy, not only is the hole named Satan's elbow, some guy offed himself there too. I think I'll skip this hole.

This next story is a dead on (pun intended) match for Golfstinks.com!
Apparently, Grande Oaks Golf Club (the old Rolling Hills Golf Club where they filmed Caddyshack) and some other South Florida courses seem to be the place where golfers are encountering the ghost of Ted Knight, a.k.a Judge Smails.

How great is that? If I had to go to a haunted place, I would want the ghost to be Judge Smails. Gambling might have been illegal at Bushwood but no one said anything about haunting it...

Hit'em long...yell FORE!!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Did Golf Ignite America's Thirst for Scotch?

So here's what we know about golf's history in the United States: Golf was introduced at the end of the 18th-century and it took nearly 100 years to really catch-on here in America. In the mid-1890's, golf courses began springing up and the USGA (known at the time as the Amateur Golf Association of the United States) was created.

But, there's a part of golf's U.S. history that is rather intriguing; as golf became popular here in the States, so did, coincidentally, the consumption of Scotch Whisky. This parallel was first introduced to me through a book I'm currently reading called "And a Bottle of Rum." While the book's main focus is on rum's history in the New World, there's a point where the author writes the following:
"Scotch, brought into fashion by the golf craze that swept the nation in the 1890's, began its decades-long fling with popularity."
That statement immediately had me searching the internet for answers. I wanted to learn more about golf's influence on Scotch drinking in the U.S. Unfortunately, there's not much to be had about that on the information super highway.

I was able to find the following excerpt from a book published in 1902:
"Some say that it [Scotch Whisky] came into fashion with golf, others that the increase is due to the recommendations of doctors, or that the habit was introduced by travelers from the United Kingdom."
Interestingly, the book the previous excerpt came from was a 1901 British consular report on trade and commerce for San Francisco, but says nothing more regarding golf's influence on Scotch here in America.

Oh, there are plenty of things on the net about Scotch and golf (like this piece on pgatour.com and this from the Travelstart Blog). And there's even mention of golf being a "gentleman's game" and Scotch being a "gentleman's drink." In fact, here's a quote from a site called The Gentleman Blog where they recommend taking a moment at the end of your swing to enjoy what golf has to offer:
"...a good follow through is needed so that you can have that solitary moment where you take in the beauty of the course and the serenity that comes with golf (this is before you get angry at how terribly you sliced the ball). It’s this moment that makes golf worthwhile. It’s the moment where you are at one with the club, the course and that hip-flask of Scotch in your breast pocket."
So sure, golf and Scotch seem to go hand-in-hand. But as for answers on how Scotch became all the rage in the United States, I found very little. Perhaps the author of "And a Bottle of Rum" got his information from the 1901 British consular report? It's all a bit of a mystery. Of course, it probably doesn't really matter. All that matters is what we do know:
"We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." - Horace Hutchinson; English golfer, sportsman, and writer.
Enjoy.

Monday, October 24, 2011

You Gotta Work On That Swing!

What don't people get about the idea that I play golf for fun? When I tell people that I've been playing golf as long as I have and I've never taken a lesson, they look at me like I have three heads. Maybe it's just me, but I will never fully understand this.

Recently, I went over this with someone I know. This person happens to be an avid biker (bicycle, not motor). When he heard what I shoot, he questioned why I've never taken a lesson. So I asked him if he's ever paid someone to teach him how to ride his bike. He understood my point. He, like me, participates in his sport because he enjoys it, nothing more.

I've made similar comparisons before. I've played softball for years, but I've never paid a batting coach! I played for fun, not to get on some professional level. Same with basketball. I played pickup games every weekend for who knows how long. But I never hired a coach to help me with my shot.

The thing is, I played all three sports (golf, softball and basketball) for the same reason...fun! Everyone laughs at the coach-hiring jokes for basketball and softball. But why is it that no one can understand why I don't really care to take a golf lesson?

What is it about golfers that make them take their sport so serious? What is it that makes them pay for lessons? What is it that makes them pay for expensive equipment? What is it that make them buy expensive apparel? Is that expensive new shirt going to help you hit your drive farther?

Someone hiring a swing coach for rec-league softball sounds just plain silly, right? But golfers do it on a regular basis. Someone has to help me understand the draw. Most of these people who pay a pro for lessons are going to go about as far in golf professionally as I will in softball. So again, why?

Is it because you can play golf for longer in life? Is it because you are holding out hope to maybe possibly make the senior tour? Is it just because you want to be the best of your golfing buddies?

Honestly though, I'm not poking fun. I just don't understand. I'm not a good golfer by any means. But I play a sport I enjoy. I'm happy doing that, just like any other sports I have played. Why are things perceived to be different in golf when, in reality, they are no different than participation in these other sports?

I'm just looking for some answers because, like I said, I just don't understand.

Swing 'til you're happy!

Friday, October 21, 2011

Golf And Morality.

Most of us know that golf is a pretty honorable game. We've seen pro's call penalty's on themselves when they could have gotten away with it. Not for nothing, it makes me wonder how much they actually did get away with. We've also seen that amongst amateurs as well. The image golf portrays is that of honesty and an overall sense of doing the right thing.

What I want to know is: Do we carry these morals and ethics of golf into real life? I'd like to think so. Generally, we are good people. Why wouldn't we be? So, to really answer that question I've devised a little questionnaire to help us hacks pin-point what kind of person we are. Let's begin.


1) Where were you the day your child was born?

A. With the mother of our child.
B. At the bar.
C. At the golf course.

(If you are the mother and answered B or C...you are a trooper and my hero!)


2) Where were you on your child's 1st birthday?

A. With the kid.
B. At the bar.

C. At the golf course.


3) Where were you on your wedding day?

A. With my spouse.
B. At the bar.

C. At the golf course.


If you answered A to all of the questions, you are a good person and golf is proud to have you as a member of it's community.


If you answered B to all of the questions...you need help.


If you answered C to all of the questions, you are an avid golfer and an asshole.


Hit'em long...Yell FORE!!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Golf Stinks, but this is Ridiculous...

Apparently the state of Illinois has a skunk problem. So much so, The Wall Street Journal decided to publish an article about it yesterday (on page A7 no less - must have been a slow news day).

What piqued my interest though was the sub-headline that this plethora of pee-yew is also affecting local golf courses. It seems "the skunks tear up the courses while digging for grubs."

The publication interviewed one animal control professional who was hired by the courses to remove the critters. This guy proudly claimed to have taken out (e.g. shot dead) nearly 30 skunks on two courses (apparently this is totally legal in Illinois).

Can you picture this guy maneuvering covertly around the course a la Carl Spackler? According to the article, he would stalk his prey on the course and once he spotted his target, he would hop "out of a small SUV and shoot them with a .22-caliber rifle."

Geesh! What's next? Dropping C-4 explosives into their burrows and taking cover? You know, not for nothing, but I don't see anyone out there blasting away at the Canadian Geese that are on the course - I mean, there's way more of them roaming around and for goodness sake, they're actually shitting all over the fairways and greens!

Alright, so maybe we can't just go around knocking-off gaggles of geese. But I'll tell you one golf course pest we should be looking into...Does anyone know what a Cicada Killer is?

OK, maybe you've heard of Cicadas - those large bugs that leave their shell behind on trees and make that annoying noise on summer evenings? Well, there's a type of wasp that specifically hunts them, and it's called a Cicada Killer.

These things are freaky - they look like gigantic bees (probably 1.5 to 2.5 inches in length). Anyway, these guys burrow in holes in the ground, and golf courses are a favorite haunt of theirs - especially in the sand traps and on the greens. I've personally seen them on a few local courses up here in Connecticut and while it's rare they sting humans, they're still scary as hell in person. Check out this video of Cicada Killers on a golf course.

But let's get back to the skunk issue in Illinois for a moment. It seems our malodorous mammal friends are not just invading the Prairie State. Earlier this year, they also infested a neighborhood and golf course in Tennessee. To make matters worse, the golf course (Fox Den County Club) was getting ready to host a Nationwide Tour event: "'The last thing we really need out here is a skunk problem,' said course superintendent Scott Severance."

Well Scott, I guess you could convince the owners to change the course name to Skunk Den Country Club (ba-dum-DUM). Seriously though - you golfers be careful out there...

Monday, October 17, 2011

Have You Ever Rented Golf Clubs?

I have never rented golf clubs. As a matter of fact, I've never rented anything golf-related except a cart. I guess I've just never had any reason to rent clubs. And since I never have, it kind of makes me wonder who does rent clubs, and why?

Just to show that I have actually put some thought into this, I've considered four separate scenarios for playing golf and if there would be any chance that I would need to rent clubs.

#1. A regular round of golf - By regular round, I mean my buddies and I have planned a round of golf for a weekend. This one is pretty simple. Why would I ever need to rent clubs for this, unless I was a complete idiot and forgot my clubs at home. In that case, I don't deserve to even play that day. It's like going camping and forgetting your tent.

#2. An unscheduled round of golf - For instance, I'm at work. Another stinky golfer calls and says he has a tee time for 5:30 to play nine before it's too dark. OK, I can see how someone wouldn't have their clubs ready for this. But not me. During the golf season, I put my clubs in my trunk, and that is where they stay just in case a situation such as this arises. They will stay there for the entire season...maybe longer.

But even then, I mentioned nine holes. Is nine holes really important enough to rent clubs if I didn't have them with me? I mean, the clubs may cost more than the round itself.

#3. A golf trip - Now, it's a golf trip. Why on earth would I not have my clubs with me? Why would anyone go on a golf trip without their clubs? The only reason I can think of is people are worried about bag fees. I've seen bag fees range anywhere between $50-$100 round trip. But I'm sure they go higher. In a case like that, I guess I can understand to a point.

But when you consider than renting clubs can cost anywhere between $15-$50, if not more depending upon the course, wouldn't you just rather bring your own clubs rather than use the rentals?

#4. A non-golf trip - OK, in this situation I can see how you could be stuck without your clubs. But all it takes is a little verification before the trip,and you can be prepared. For instance, this past summer, my wife booked us and another couple a trip to Key West. This was not a golf trip. However, I made sure to check ahead of time if the other guy is a golfer. Sure enough...even though this was not a golf trip, we managed to get a day in at the Key West Golf Club. Just a little preparation and I got to play a course I wouldn't have had the chance to. And I did it without having to rent clubs.

So to anyone who has rented clubs before, what was the situation? Why did you choose to rent clubs rather than just use your own? Did I miss something above? Let me know. After all, I'm a stinky golfer and there's a good chance that I just don't get it.

Swing 'til you're happy!

Friday, October 14, 2011

The Benefits Of Stinking At Golf.

How can this be you ask yourself? What "benefits" are there to stinking at golf? Well, I'm glad you asked. There are many benefits to being a hack, you just haven't realized them yet and they cover a broad spectrum from physical and mental health to financial success.

Everybody knows walking a golf course is very good for the ol' ticker. Now, throw in the fact that we stink and we've just added more walking because we can't hit straight for s#%@. Bonus, extra exercise! As we're walking and doing the cardio thing, chances are we're not alone. Our fellow hacks are right by our side which leads to the next benefit, camaraderie and socialization.


As we enjoy our round of
army golf with Lewis & Clark, our stress levels are actually dropping. Take into consideration the walking while engaging in conversation and the laughs that go with it because you know someone is bound to do something funny. Without knowing it, we are putting reality on hold while we immerse ourselves into this game we love.

The more we get out there and stink at golf, the better we're going to feel. The better we feel, the better we perform at other things, i.e. our jobs, relationships. With that in mind, success is bound to come financially, mentally and physically. Plus the more you suck, the higher your handicap which could make for some interesting gambling opportunities...but you didn't hear it from me.


Hit'em long...yell FORE!!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

POLL: How do you Cheat at Golf?

What's that? Cheat you say? Well I never!

Oh really? Ever take a mulligan? Ever decide to drop a ball near where you lost one, rather than take a provisional from the tee? Ever allow yourself a gimmie putt (even if it was "just on the lip")?

Some of you may not have considered the aforementioned cheating, but trust me - they are not in accordance with the USGA rules. Yet, they happen all the time out on the course, don't they? "Oh don't worry about it, Bob, it's the first drive of the day. Go ahead and take a mulligan." Or: "Hmmm, that may be lost. Well, I'll just drop a ball down there."

Many of us don't even give these phrases a second thought. Yet technically, they constitute cheating. But here's the thing; for those of us who play this game for fun only, there's really a couple levels of golf cheating (bare with me for a second here):

1. I'm a Rule Bender
So you take a first-tee mulligan...big deal. Maybe on one hole you don't feel like walking back to the tee to hit a provisional - instead, you take a stroke and drop a ball as if you were in a lateral water hazard...if I were playing with you, I wouldn't complain. And perhaps you lip-out and pick-up, rather than tapping the last putt in - It wouldn't be any skin off my back. This isn't the tour - we're here to have fun.

2. I'm a Rule Breaker
You regularly employ winter rules, the toe iron, the hand wedge or any of the other tactics that are found in this post we did a couple years ago.

3. I Don't Bend or Break the Sacred Rules of the USGA
Well, OK...I guess this is possible. It's also possible these people are liars. But if not and they are truly USGA rule book thumpers, then I hope they either (a) play golf for a living; or (b) are in therapy.

So, which are you?

How Do You Cheat At Golf?

Monday, October 10, 2011

The Road To The PGA Championship

It's Sunday afternoon and me and a couple buddies are watching my Patriots finish off the Jets, their biggest and most hated rival. During the game, we're talking about some other teams (one of the guys is a Cowboys fan and the other is a Vikings fan) and some other sports - namely the MLB playoffs.

It's during these discussions that I start to consider the regular season schedules and playoff scenarios of the major sports in the U.S. For some reason, I compare this to golf, particularly, the PGA Tour.

Back in February I wrote a post about the need for a real PGA Championship. The question remaining though was, how do you get there? Is the final tournament based on the world golf rankings? Is it based on the money leaders? Hopefully not. But if not either of these, what then? Well, I've added another idea to the mix, but it would require a radical change.

Currently, we play Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday tournaments. At the end of the tournament we emerge with one winner. But what if we used those days to play a series of one-on-one matches? What if a player could emerge from a weekend with a record, say 3-1, rather than finish "16th, nine shots back." What if, rather than a money list or a ranking system that no one understands, there were actual golf "standings" with a win-loss-tie record?

I'm sorry but, whether you are a golf purist or not, I feel like I'm onto something here. Imagine opening up the sports page of your local newspaper or checking the standing on your favorite sports/golf website, and instead of seeing Luke Donald is #1 on the money list at $5,837,214.50 with Webb Simpson in second trailing by $68,971, you this:

PGA Tour Standings

Luke Donald 52-35-4

Webb Simpson 48-36-7

Nick Watney 47-36-8

Etc....

I gotta tell ya, this is a hell of a lot more interesting than looking at a money list. It's a hell of a lot more interesting than looking at a ranking list. And it sure makes each match mean a lot more when you are working your way toward an actual PGA Championship. Plus on Sundays, when many players are out of reach of the tournament win, this format would give each player a shot at still playing for an individual win rather than an additional $500 or $1000.

Each player becomes, for lack of a better term, a one-man-team. An individual rather than a nameless face in the crowd. Players will have a chance to pull away from the pack to give themselves better playoff seedings. And guys who are lower in the standings have the opportunity to play spoiler.

OK, so it's still a work in progress. But it's also a refreshing change to a stale sport. I've still got a few kinks to work out, but I'm sure I'm onto something. I know there are going to be plenty who hate this idea. But I also know there will be many who may see some potential. But in the end, all I'm trying to do is come up with some ideas to pump some new life into a great but fading game. And hey, whether you agree with me or not, you sure can't fault me for that.

Swing 'til you're happy!

Friday, October 07, 2011

Golfing With The Man...

Who knew that a golf course was a place for the feds to gather crucial intel to crack a case? After thinking about it, a golf course has definitely been a place where deals are struck...legal or not. At a recent get together, a retired fed I know (we'll call him Fred, the...fed) told us quite the interesting story about an unnamed "family" member they followed on a local track.

Here's how it was set up. The mobster they were watching had a 9 or 10 o'clock tee time. Somehow the feds were able to get a twosome to tee-off right before and a twosome to tee-off right behind this guy. I could only imagine how they made those tee times. Mind you this was a pretty exclusive course.


Moving forward, they all tee off and start working their way around. As they are observing the perp they couldn't help but notice that this guy is absolutely tearing up the course. He eagles two holes on the front nine and almost aces a par 3. Fred radios back to the trailing group "I almost feel bad for this guy, he's probably shooting the round of his life and little does he know it's all about to end." One of the agents radio back "Screw him! I got 4 snowmen and I broke my putter!"


You know, I feel a lot better knowing our taxes are going to helping these guys improve their golf game. It must be nice...

Hit'em long...yell FORE!!!

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

You Carry WHAT in your Golf Bag?

Several years ago, I was in the middle of hacking up a course with a few of my golfing buddies. We're standing on a secluded tee-box somewhere on the back nine, when one of my pals announces he'll be right back.

He walks over to his golf bag, unzips one of the pockets, reaches in and pulls out [I kid you not] a roll of toilet paper. A few seconds pass as the rest of us stand there with bewildered looks on our faces.

Finally, Stinky Golfer Chris breaks the silence and exclaims: "Dude, we're about to tee-off. We're not gonna wait for you to take a dump in the woods!"

"No, no. It won't take long," our golfing buddy assures us, as he begins to head into the underbrush. "It's only a courtesy wipe."

Only a courtesy wipe. As gross and ridiculous as that sounded, the rest of us knew what he meant and why he meant it. In fact, I'm pretty sure we all collectively thought the same thing: "Hmmm. A courtesy wipe. That's actually not a bad idea."

As I watched my friend trudge back out of the woods and grab his driver, I pondered (in addition to making a mental note to not shake his hand or high-five him after the round was over) was it really that crazy to carry a roll of toilet paper in your golf bag? And for that matter, what else should I be carrying in there that I currently am not?

Flash-forward to present day and I believe I now have a golf bag stocked with the essentials (the trick is to carry what you need without adding any significant weight): First, there's the obvious stuff: Balls (I usually carry a dozen - hey, you never know when you'll have a bad day), tees (20 or so), a stainless steel water bottle; sunscreen; an umbrella; and a wind breaker. Oh, and I also carry the rain hood that came with my bag. We all carry that stupid thing, don't we? I'm not sure why - It's not very practical to put on and take off and I rarely play in the rain (which now makes me wonder if I really need the umbrella).

Anyway, on to the not so obvious stuff: I carry a few band-aids (you never know when a callus will crack or a blister will form). A divot-repair tool (I have a neat one from Victorinox); Two cigars (and a lighter); An extra pencil; a couple extra soft spikes; and a never warn waterproof Srixon floppy hat (eh, I got it for free). I used to carry the rules of golf booklet too, but have since replaced that with the app version. Oh and get this - I carry a gag exploding golf ball...seriously - This thing bursts into a powdery cloud when struck. The same one has been in my bag for 10 years (I'm still waiting for the perfect time to pull the old ball switcheroo on someone).

So, that's what I'm packing (still no TP though). And actually, now that I've created this list, I remember I need to put some Tylenol or Advil in my bag too (crap...I'm getting old).

What's in your golf bag?

Monday, October 03, 2011

Chicks? No. Dudes Dig The Long Ball!

Quick, name five players on the LPGA Tour. Ha! It wasn't as easy as you thought, was it? Don't worry, it wasn't for me either. As a matter of fact, I scrolled down the money leader list and by the time I reached the bottom, a list of about 150 names, I was only familiar with eight or nine of them.

So what's the problem here? Is it the same as the PGA Tour? Well, yes and no. I guess the actual problem is the same, but how they got there is a bit different.

We all know about the PGA's player recognition deficiency. And we all know about the lack of player promotion by the PGA, the sponsors and the media. But this problem is compounded for the LPGA by dealing with the problem that any women's sport deals with. That problem? Simply, it's not a men's sport.

Take a look at the WNBA for a second. These women are some of the best female basketball players in the world. The last player on the bench on a WNBA team can destroy me, and most men for that matter, in a game of one-on-one. As a matter of fact, some of the women who have been cut by WNBA teams will destroy most men in a game! But despite the fact that these women can play, the game isn't as physical (and subsequently isn't as exciting) as the NBA - and that causes a lack of viewership, a lack of support at the gate and an overall lack of interest.

This same problem transfers over to the LPGA. Forget for a minute the fact that any one of the women on this tour will beat you. But take into account that, again, these are the best female players in the world! But when it comes to viewership, tournament turnout and sponsorships, that's not what matters. It's a female sport, so what matters again to viewers (especially male viewers) is the longball.

The old joke was "Chicks dig the longball." Well, guess what...dudes love the longball as well. This is why guys carry big drivers in their bags. It's why we watch the long-drive contests when they're on TV. It's the reason we watch the Home Run Derby. It's why we prefer men's sports over women's. It's not right. But that's the way it is. But what can be done to change this? Actually, is there any way to change it at all? Well, the way I see it there are two. However, one is highly unlikely and the other is just not a good one.

Idea #1 - The media needs to start pushing some women's sports to the forefront. I understand that this is a long shot, but no one is asking for it to be permanent. It just needs a little more attention. We Americans want to see excitement and physicality. We are not so much interested in the fundamentals, even though they are the foundation of the sports we love. But if ESPN would take the time to make the WNBA Championship games, or women's golf tournaments a little bit earlier in their broadcasts, it may do something to help attract more attention to sports that deserve it. However, I understand that this is highly unlikely.

Idea #2 - I'll go on the record as saying that I hate this idea. But it's an idea nonetheless, and one that has worked in the past. Maybe the LPGA needs to sex it up a bit. Again, I don't like the idea of using your appearance to somehow boost attention to your sport, but you can't deny the effect. Looked at women's tennis. Anna Kournikova became more well known for her looks than her game (or lack thereof). Ever since then, many of the women of tennis are given a fair amount of attention for what they look like. And guess what, it's been good for viewership and attention to the sport.

Want the perfect example? Think of some of the best women's soccer players in recent memory - Marta, Mia Hamm, Abby Wambach, Hope Solo. But years from now, just as it is currently, one name will always be remembered right alongside these - Brandi Chastain...and we all know why. That one celebration is now a permanent highlight of any women's soccer promo. And the stir that moment caused did wonders for the sport. Again, is this the right way to gain attention? Probably not. But will it work?

I guess the bottom line is women's sports in general, but golf in particular, need a boost and it's got to come from somewhere. Is the media going to do it? I doubt it. The leagues themselves? I'm sure they're trying. But if not the media or the leagues, then where? The answer is, it has to come from us, the viewers. But are we going to do it? Well that remains to be seen...

Swing 'til you're happy!